Apparently, I like wasting my time reading other people’s shit

Matthew over at Defective Yeti has started a meme which is supposed to say something about you by listing the most recent site you’ve visited for each letter of the alphabet. Follow the link below to read all the details or to make your own list. Mine’s below. Luckily Matthew only included letters, so it looks like I visit a lot less porn sites than I do. Otherwise, there'd be a lot of links to "18andready.com" or "99chicks1dick.com" or "85andstillready.com."

These are my URL ABCs:

• A is for asphaltroofing.org - Don't visit a lot of "A" sites. This one was for work, some time ago
• B is for boycottgillette.com/spychips.html - A funny little thing I saw the other day. Apparently, Gillette is spying on us
• C is for capitalone.com - These people are dumb enough to loan me money.
• D is for defectiveyeti.com - This is the guy that made blogging look easy and fun enough that I decided to try it. Blame him.
• E is for ebay.com - Wanna buy some used porn?
• F is for fishfucker.com - Funny shit....when he updates.
• G is for gmail.google.com - Still no mail. Nobody loves me.
• I is for izzlepfaff.com - Quite possibly the funniest guy on the net
• J is for jamesandthebluecat.blogspot.com - Haven't decided what I think about this....and yet I go back
• K is for kotwf.blogspot.com - IT'S ME! YAY! I WISH I'D FUCKING POST SOMETHING!
• L is for license.shorturl.com - Stupid stupid stupid email gag.
• M is for mapquest.com - Going to Atlanta in two weeks.
• N is for netflix.com - I'm working my way through the first season of Sopranos
• O is for ohiolottery.com - My coworkers and I actually didn't win millions of dollars.
• P is for porktornado.diaryland.com - Funny stuff.
• S is for somethingawful.com - There's something about ridiculously offensive stuff that just makes me giggle
• T is for thewvsr.com - How many "fucks" were in Deadwood last week?

What Are the Odds?

With the Papal Election commencing, and given the human condition/tendency toward sin, and given that everybody is always looking for a quick buck, does this surprise anybody?

If you've following the news at all, then the front runners shouldn't surprise you, but I think I will agree with The New York Times' Frank Delaney when placing my bets:

Still, were the lure of gambling to overpower the fear of God in me (and, God knows, it might), I'd have a crack at a few of the outsiders. For instance, at 25-1, Angelo Scola is an interesting bet; he's the patriarch of Venice, speaks several languages (including English) and is only 63 years old. And have a look at the Argentine, Jorge Mario Bergoglio, also showing strongly at 12-1. And though he is not even given odds (in Irish racing parlance, a "rank outsider"), Cardinal Justin Rigali of Philadelphia is a very effective Vatican operator and truly worth a piece of my money; after all, in 1977 Karol Wojtyla was such a long shot he had scarcely left the paddock before the others were round the first bend.

My money's on the bear....

Problems

Sorry I haven’t been posting that often. You see, I’m concerned because I think my wife might be dead.

The sex is the same, but the dishes are starting to pile up……

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