Tragedy Has Struck!!
I learned today that Penthouse Magazine has filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy. They have promised to continue publishing this magnficent mag during their restructuring, but I'd like to do a little something to help them along. That being said, I am holding a contest* to see who can come up with the best advertising slogan to help Penthouse get back on their back, so to speak. Here's my contribution:
"Come one, come all!"
Show me what you've got.
*The kind of contest where, if you win, you get a pat on the back or something.