I actually received a request for this over the weekend, and who am I to refuse my public anything. So here it is, back by popular demand, poetry made entirely by cutting and pasting e-mails I’ve received recently:
Insects can be a real summer buzz kill,
but I want my visits to have Quality as measured in Metric Litres of Scotch
Is there gonna be drinking? I could use some Sophomore head.
I was so drunk, hungry, and tired that I thought I saw a bear.
But it was just two fallen angels seeking Peter---$50.00.
I know the feeling.
The laws of the land are set down and known as the "Fah King Rules"
Disciplinary action will be taken for not following the “Fah King Rules.”