Other People Get the Laughs!
I was relating my Holiday Inn Express story to my uncle, and he proceeded to tell me a story about being in the elevator of an Embassy Suites one time. Apparently, the elevator was extremely crowded, so much so that you couldn't help but touch the person next to you. About half-way up, he turned another passenger and said "I lowered my cholesterol today!"
I understand that they are still laughing.