Monday, June 02, 2003


I stopped by my father and step-mother's house this weekend for a couple of cocktails, and we started talking about stupid people. My stepmother told us about a girl she went to high-school with who had attempted to commit suicide by taking a whole bottle of aspirin. Needless to say, she's still with us. Anyway, at that point, I made up this joke:

The Blondage attempted to commit suicide the other day by making me take a whole bottle of Viagra.