And They're Off!

Results are pouring in! And, by "pouring," I mean trickling. And by "Results," I mean result. That's right, the KOTWF has received ONE (1) request for advice. Not bad for a website that no one knows or cares about.

And boy, is it a doozy. I'm gonna need to think about this over a couple (dozen) Bombay Sapphire martinis and the long weekend. Look forward to my expert (read comic) advice next week. Until then, you'll just have to put up with the same old shit from me. And by, "same old shit," I mean posts about booze, work, sex, and web quizes.

The diet's working. I'm half the man I used to be.