I feel terrible...really

I finally have evidence that there are actual, real people reading this blog besides the Blondage, and what do I do? I have a terrible week at work and neglect you, the little people. Tell you what; I'll make it up to you. I promise that, if not tomorrow, then this weekend I will post a review of a book I just read, or of a movie I watched. Or maybe I'll discuss interesting geo-political ramifications of current events. I know, I'll explain in great detail my simple plan for solving world hunger, ending war, and making sex-toys more affordable.

Who am I kidding? Tune in tomorrow for stories about how much I can drink and links to stupid shit I've found on the web.