I told you I'd find stupid shit on the 'net. A sample of what you'll find at SPAM Limericks follows. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!?
When I visit the bright city lights
I stuff SPAM down the front of my tights
In the hope that this codpiece
Will get me the odd piece
To help me through long lonely nights.
"No matter," said Aunt Mary Jo,
"If you've nothing attractive to show.
Put some SPAM 'neath your vest
And you'll look your cute best
And haul in the mugs with the dough.
--Mike O'Connor (K.M.O'Connor)