Wednesday, May 21, 2003

I'm SO Proud of Myself

I was helping a friend write a roast for a mutual friend's going away party. The mutual friend (we'll call him MF) is a bit, well, rotund. One of the lines that I came up with for the speech was "Last time I roasted something that looked like MF, I invited 100 friends and stuck an apple in its mouth."

I'm so fucking funny.

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